1/31/2008

Jewish broken english joke,

There is a poor Jewish and a rich Russian about to eat. The poor Jew...he only has a couple of fish-heads to lick, while the rich Russian guy has a great piece of beef in a sandwich.
The Russian approach the Jew and ask him:
-How come you Jewish are so intelligent?
-You don't know why? It's because we eat the head of the fish.

The Russian asks him to exchange their food. The poor Jew enjoys his wonderful meal.
After they are done with the food, the Russian says:
-I have eaten the head of the fish but I don't feel more intelligent now.
-You see? Now you are getting smart.

Now make this joke your own by changing the Jewish for your own religion! It's even funnier with Greeks.

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